About Me
Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
Mike Pompeo trying to figure out what country all these multicultural video clips were filmed in
Held it together all day BUT guess I’m gonna cry 5 minutes before this whole ordeal ends
Hm. Struggling to find my constant sense of impending doom
Damn Amy is getting full on MC/wedding DJ privileges here today
AFTER 4 LONG YEARS pic.twitter.com/UJLmmeFFjr
Oh shit Biden is swearing in on Harry Potter's Monster Book
These speeches are great and all but can we just get Biden up there and sworn in real quick? We can listen to all this stuff after it's official
Me at the first party after everyone's been vaccinated twitter.com/vulture/status…
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen @donlemon look as happy as he does tonight and I love it
🎵 One of these things is not like the other 🎵 pic.twitter.com/kQaNc0IcZw
I prefer it in cooking competition shows when they don't feature injuries and instead you just spy a lil finger cot on the chef in the middle of the round
When the birthday card from your grandma arrives 2 months after your actual birthday twitter.com/AP/status/1350…