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I am Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod and I Can Assure You That The Death Star II is Perfectly Safe

Kelley GreeneDecember 22, 2020Comments Off on I am Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod and I Can Assure You That The Death Star II is Perfectly Safe

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Cavemen Quarterly Project Update

Kelley GreeneDecember 1, 2020
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I’m Alive During Trump’s Fifth Term And Things Are Fine

Kelley GreeneNovember 3, 2020
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COVID-19 Vampire’s Diary

Kelley GreeneOctober 31, 2020
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Removed Amazon Intelligence Analyst Job Posting

Kelley GreeneSeptember 6, 2020
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Zodiac Signs as Taco Bell Menu Items

Kelley GreeneAugust 7, 2020
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Witnessing a Sim’s Death (X2)!!

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Canadian Foods Taste Test

Kelley GreeneAugust 30, 2019
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A Lil Intro

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What if — and bear with me here — we simply did not do air strikes in the Middle East

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Is using a Skip It considered cardio

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Okay Hasbro tell me what this is then pic.twitter.com/TpcvJQazQk

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Last night my Amazon Echo was flashing and when I asked it what the notification was for it told me it thought it was time for me to reorder a box of macaroni and cheese

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I voted twice for @RossanaFor33 and am so proud to have her as my Alderman. She's awesome and doesn't deserve to be disrespected like this. twitter.com/seanduffy_/sta…

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My coworkers and I signing off one meeting bridge and directly back on to another one pic.twitter.com/Lyqe9XLblr

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My husband and I singlehandedly put Fry's out of business by taking advantage of their price match

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Facebook's algorithm: We know you creepily well, check out these clothes you are definitely going to want to buy Twitter's algorithm: pic.twitter.com/fpomkgmHVK

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I know exactly who needs to hear this, and it's people living in the Midwest: You have a Vitamin D deficiency

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Apparently the thing I find most relaxing is to watch people compete against each other on TV

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This thread is capitalism at it's finest twitter.com/islamphobiacow…

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Why am I still trying to write comedy pic.twitter.com/pSFeqVIR9K

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6:57 PM · February 19, 2021
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Breaking: Ted Cruz fires his Trip Advisor

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4:09 AM · February 19, 2021
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Probiotic gf Neosporin bf

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3:40 AM · February 19, 2021
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