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Other Famous Pauls Warn That The British Are Coming

Kelley GreeneApril 18, 2022Comments Off on Other Famous Pauls Warn That The British Are Coming

Robot Butt

How to Cope With Not Being an Olympian While Watching the Winter Olympics

Kelley GreeneFebruary 18, 2022
Contests

NYC Midnight 250-Word MicroFiction Challenge

Kelley GreeneDecember 19, 2021
Weekly Humorist

Rejected Friends Thanksgiving Episodes

Kelley GreeneNovember 23, 2021
2 Ho Ho Ho's

VampireFeast.com’s Transylvania Travel Guide for Humans

Kelley GreeneOctober 30, 2021
Greener Pastures

New Company Policies to Help You Keep Working During Historic Events

Kelley GreeneOctober 27, 2021
Robot Butt

10 Superstitions Guaranteed to Make Your Favorite Sports Team Win

Kelley GreeneOctober 13, 2021
Points in Case

The Sunnyside Senate Retirement Community is Here For Your Aging Senator

Kelley GreeneAugust 12, 2021
Greener Pastures

The Worst Thing Goop Enthusiasts Did During The Pandemic

Kelley GreeneJune 30, 2021
2 Ho Ho Ho's

Exciting Things to Look Forward to as Humanity Destroys the Earth

Kelley GreeneApril 27, 2021
The Washington Boast

I’m the Filibuster, And I’m Begging You to Kill Me

Kelley GreeneApril 15, 2021
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lolllll YES this is a good wednesday pic.twitter.com/QdfB19Lh52

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Anne Hathaway is so perfect in WeCrashed I cannot cope

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11:13 PM · May 17, 2022
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Every streaming platform is in a race to the bottom to create the worst possible UI

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7:43 PM · May 14, 2022
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He cryptin on her o’currency pic.twitter.com/ncEurURbuX

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11:21 PM · May 13, 2022
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I really want to understand how all these 80+ year old politicians keep getting “asymptomatic Covid” when I’m 36, vaxxed and boosted, and feel like complete and total shit right now

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1:57 PM · May 13, 2022
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Husband had to travel for work last week and brought home Covid from his office’s big grand re-opening party. I truly cannot think of anything more perfectly ironic

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1:28 AM · May 11, 2022
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Cute, Wordle. 🙄

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2:55 AM · May 10, 2022
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Me: Love to write a topical satire piece, current events are ripe for comedy! Also me: Absolutely none of this is funny

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7:13 PM · May 9, 2022
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Getting a pizza while home alone pic.twitter.com/Zy7KNP3yMO

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11:51 PM · May 6, 2022
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Oh I just discovered @HowToBasic has a TikTok and I'm so happy

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5:24 PM · May 6, 2022
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Not me being high and accidentally “care” reacting to reductress headlines on Facebook

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11:49 PM · May 5, 2022
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One of the great things about having short legs is that every pair of ankle length/cropped pants is hemmed perfectly for me

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9:01 PM · May 4, 2022
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Raising the mortgage rates to lower housing prices isn’t going to work. Investment companies are still going to swoop in with all cash offers while regular folks lose more and more access

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5:36 PM · May 4, 2022
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There's no such thing as being "over-educated" unless you're Jimmy Stewart reading a secret note meant for a dead Frenchman

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4:44 PM · May 4, 2022
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*AHEM* medium.com/the-washington…

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