Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
Former profession, but: Companies can pay to get their phone numbers off the “spam” list. You can mark them as spam in those protection apps all you want and they can pay to get off and start calling you again twitter.com/oneradchee/sta…
Cool so I’ll just never look at the For You feed again then pic.twitter.com/3cVr5LDH23
doing some chores* today! *accidentally making mustard gas trying to clean my shower
me hearing that the govt wants to ban tiktok pic.twitter.com/ULm3pANx6v
Everyone loves a fanboy!!! My peasant ass is in Ye Olde Time News today: Mayhaps the King Will Giveth Me His Favour if I Defend Him in a Conversation He Will Never Hear open.substack.com/pub/yotn/p/…
there are ice cream companies that sell boxes of treats with an odd number inside??? why are my husband and i having to cut an ice cream sandwich in half
Mayonnaise! (I’m sorry!!) twitter.com/MadScientistFF…
well well well look who's in here 😈 (it is me) ty @angryangryalice, you're the best! twitter.com/angryangryalic…
okay @stprice1 i'm like obsessed with watching survivor now, and i think it's your fault?? how dare you, but also thank you
TMI - Too Much Internet: Créme de Yuck kelleygreene.substack.com/p/c…
i can't even count how many *hours* i was subjected to conversations during meetings about grilling and meat when all i wanted to do was talk about love island (and personally i believe i know more about that than they did about briskets) twitter.com/jmurffff/statu…
guess i have a reason to clean out my massive pile of bookmarks now