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Points in Case
The Sunnyside Senate Retirement Community is Here For Your Aging Senator
Kelley GreeneAugust 12, 2021
Greener Pastures
The Worst Thing Goop Enthusiasts Did During The Pandemic
Kelley GreeneJune 30, 2021
2 Ho Ho Ho's
Exciting Things to Look Forward to as Humanity Destroys the Earth
Kelley GreeneApril 27, 2021
Ye Olde Tyme News

Mayhaps the King Will Giveth Me His Favour if I Defend Him in a Conversation He Will Never Hear

Kelley GreeneMarch 23, 2023
Weekly Humorist

Better Ways to Lay Off Employees Than Locking Them Out of Their Email

Kelley GreeneFebruary 7, 2023
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The Belladonna

Layoff Announcement From Your High School Boyfriend

Kelley GreeneJanuary 26, 2023
Greener Pastures

People Who Have Made Less Concessions Than Kevin McCarthy

Kelley GreeneJanuary 18, 2023
Weekly Humorist

Weekly Humorist: Best of 2022 (Featured)

Kelley GreeneJanuary 2, 2023
Weekly Humorist

10 New Year’s Resolutions Jason Definitely Wants Me to Keep This Year

Kelley GreeneDecember 27, 2022
Weekly Humorist

Vegetable-Inspired Halloween Candy No One Wants

Kelley GreeneOctober 21, 2022
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Slackjaw

You’re Invited to a Targaryen Family Reunion!

Kelley GreeneSeptember 22, 2022
Greener Pastures

I, A Millennial, Have Come to Accept That I Am The Problem

Kelley GreeneAugust 26, 2022
The Belladonna

Excerpts From Our Toasts at Ben and Jen’s Wedding (Featured)

Kelley GreeneJuly 19, 2022
The Belladonna

Other Famous Pauls Warn That The British Are Coming

Kelley GreeneApril 18, 2022
Robot Butt

How to Cope With Not Being an Olympian While Watching the Winter Olympics

Kelley GreeneFebruary 18, 2022
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Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.

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Former profession, but: Companies can pay to get their phone numbers off the β€œspam” list. You can mark them as spam in those protection apps all you want and they can pay to get off and start calling you again twitter.com/oneradchee/sta…

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Cool so I’ll just never look at the For You feed again then pic.twitter.com/3cVr5LDH23

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1:56 AM · March 28, 2023
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doing some chores* today! *accidentally making mustard gas trying to clean my shower

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8:19 PM · March 23, 2023
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me hearing that the govt wants to ban tiktok pic.twitter.com/ULm3pANx6v

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5:58 PM · March 23, 2023
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Everyone loves a fanboy!!! My peasant ass is in Ye Olde Time News today: Mayhaps the King Will Giveth Me His Favour if I Defend Him in a Conversation He Will Never Hear open.substack.com/pub/yotn/p/…

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5:07 PM · March 23, 2023
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there are ice cream companies that sell boxes of treats with an odd number inside??? why are my husband and i having to cut an ice cream sandwich in half

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11:21 PM · March 21, 2023
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Mayonnaise! (I’m sorry!!) twitter.com/MadScientistFF…

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12:44 AM · March 21, 2023
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well well well look who's in here 😈 (it is me) ty @angryangryalice, you're the best! twitter.com/angryangryalic…

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6:44 PM · March 20, 2023
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okay @stprice1 i'm like obsessed with watching survivor now, and i think it's your fault?? how dare you, but also thank you

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6:42 PM · March 20, 2023
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4:34 AM · March 18, 2023
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TMI - Too Much Internet: CrΓ©me de Yuck kelleygreene.substack.com/p/c…

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7:08 PM · March 17, 2023
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i can't even count how many *hours* i was subjected to conversations during meetings about grilling and meat when all i wanted to do was talk about love island (and personally i believe i know more about that than they did about briskets) twitter.com/jmurffff/statu…

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6:22 PM · March 17, 2023
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guess i have a reason to clean out my massive pile of bookmarks now

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4:09 PM · March 17, 2023
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8:30 PM · March 16, 2023
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