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Mayhaps the King Will Giveth Me His Favour if I Defend Him in a Conversation He Will Never Hear
Kelley GreeneMarch 23, 2023
Weekly Humorist
Better Ways to Lay Off Employees Than Locking Them Out of Their Email
Kelley GreeneFebruary 7, 2023
The Belladonna
Layoff Announcement From Your High School Boyfriend
Kelley GreeneJanuary 26, 2023
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People Who Have Made Less Concessions Than Kevin McCarthy
Kelley GreeneJanuary 18, 2023
Mayhaps the King Will Giveth Me His Favour if I Defend Him in a Conversation He Will Never Hear
Better Ways to Lay Off Employees Than Locking Them Out of Their Email
Layoff Announcement From Your High School Boyfriend
People Who Have Made Less Concessions Than Kevin McCarthy

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Weekly Humorist

Weekly Humorist: Best of 2022 (Featured)

Kelley GreeneJanuary 2, 2023

Weekly Humorist

10 New Year’s Resolutions Jason Definitely Wants Me to Keep This Year

Kelley GreeneDecember 27, 2022

Weekly Humorist

Vegetable-Inspired Halloween Candy No One Wants

Kelley GreeneOctober 21, 2022

A screen capture from House of the Dragon on HBO, of the small council sitting around Viserys Targaryen and Rhaenyra pouring him wine.
Slackjaw

You’re Invited to a Targaryen Family Reunion!

Kelley GreeneSeptember 22, 2022

Greener Pastures

I, A Millennial, Have Come to Accept That I Am The Problem

Kelley GreeneAugust 26, 2022

The Belladonna

Excerpts From Our Toasts at Ben and Jen’s Wedding (Featured)

Kelley GreeneJuly 19, 2022

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Other Famous Pauls Warn That The British Are Coming

Kelley GreeneApril 18, 2022
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How to Cope With Not Being an Olympian While Watching the Winter Olympics

February 18, 2022
Weekly Humorist

Rejected Friends Thanksgiving Episodes

November 23, 2021
2 Ho Ho Ho's

VampireFeast.com’s Transylvania Travel Guide for Humans

October 30, 2021
Greener Pastures

New Company Policies to Help You Keep Working During Historic Events

October 27, 2021
Robot Butt

10 Superstitions Guaranteed to Make Your Favorite Sports Team Win

Kelley GreeneOctober 13, 2021
Points in Case

The Sunnyside Senate Retirement Community is Here For Your Aging Senator

Kelley GreeneAugust 12, 2021
Greener Pastures

The Worst Thing Goop Enthusiasts Did During The Pandemic

Kelley GreeneJune 30, 2021
2 Ho Ho Ho's April 27, 2021

Exciting Things to Look Forward to as Humanity Destroys the Earth

The Washington Boast April 15, 2021

I’m the Filibuster, And I’m Begging You to Kill Me

Slackjaw March 4, 2021

Let Me Tell You About My New MLM, The Borg

Medium December 22, 2020

I am Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod and I Can Assure You That The Death Star II is Perfectly Safe

Robot Butt December 1, 2020

Cavemen Quarterly Project Update

Medium November 3, 2020

I’m Alive During Trump’s Fifth Term And Things Are Fine

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