Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Me showing off the sewing project I made during quarantine pic.twitter.com/A37Jpc5FOC

3:19 AM · May 6, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

What iron supplements do to your shits is criminal and should be prosecuted by a court of law

3:10 AM · May 6, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Encouraging myself to get out of bed by scrolling through the calendar and counting the days until the next work holiday

2:09 PM · May 3, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Why are so many of the contestants on #TheCircleNetflix eating pasta without sauce

10:48 PM · May 1, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Imagine not applauding basic human rights

4:06 AM · April 29, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

All I can think about when I watch this is the heredity of mouths twitter.com/therecount/sta…

9:58 PM · April 28, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Happy belated Earth Day! Much love to the @2hohohos for publishing this one 🌎😄 link.medium.com/a2qhEo93Lfb

4:10 PM · April 26, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Sometimes I watch so much TV I forget what my face looks like until I see myself in the bathroom mirror

2:45 PM · April 26, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

It's understood that if anyone just bursts into tears while we're hanging out later this year that's okay, right?

8:07 PM · April 23, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

How bad do we think the breath gets on Naked and Afraid?

9:24 PM · April 22, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Y’all paid for the Grubhub ad to be on this photo of barf?? pic.twitter.com/CfMGlCp3PL

4:34 AM · April 22, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I thought this was an early shot from Kim Kardashian's Earth Day party twitter.com/HeheWaitWhut/s…

9:38 PM · April 21, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Don't mind me I'll just be screaming about the Apple Event video of the cat burglar ripping his face off to become Tim Cook for the rest of the day

5:43 PM · April 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I'm fucking crying twitter.com/FANGORIA/statu…

3:36 AM · April 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Me during work: Is it time to get off work yet Me after work: Is it time to go to sleep yet Me trying to sleep: Is it time to go to work yet

6:59 PM · April 19, 2021