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Exciting Things to Look Forward to as Humanity Destroys the Earth

Kelley GreeneApril 27, 2021

The Washington Boast

I’m the Filibuster, And I’m Begging You to Kill Me

Kelley GreeneApril 15, 2021

Slackjaw

Let Me Tell You About My New MLM, The Borg

Kelley GreeneMarch 4, 2021

Medium

I am Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod and I Can Assure You That The Death Star II is Perfectly Safe

Kelley GreeneDecember 22, 2020

Robot Butt

Cavemen Quarterly Project Update

Kelley GreeneDecember 1, 2020

Medium

I’m Alive During Trump’s Fifth Term And Things Are Fine

Kelley GreeneNovember 3, 2020

Medium

COVID-19 Vampire’s Diary

Kelley GreeneOctober 31, 2020

Medium

Removed Amazon Intelligence Analyst Job Posting

Kelley GreeneSeptember 6, 2020

Medium

Zodiac Signs as Taco Bell Menu Items

Kelley GreeneAugust 7, 2020

Twitch

Witnessing a Sim’s Death (X2)!!

Kelley GreeneFebruary 1, 2020

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Me when the FBI inquires about my trove of information* about the French President *adorable photos pic.twitter.com/MpEe4v0Uy3

10:10 PM · August 12, 2022

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😍😍😍 twitter.com/angryangryalic…

8:59 PM · August 12, 2022

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Me having a breakthrough with my therapist twitter.com/NathanForYouOo…

4:03 PM · August 12, 2022

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Last time I got my hair cut the stylist recommended a volumizing foam at the crown of my head before I blow dry, which has turned out to be a fantastic cowlick enhancer

3:39 PM · August 11, 2022

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HBO Max watching us crank up the volume during the previews pic.twitter.com/r1BuXLfqXb

2:28 PM · August 10, 2022

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One thing to know about me is that I can absolutely HOUSE a can of black beans

12:59 AM · August 9, 2022

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Someone in my training this afternoon asked me if I was a new college grad so I’ll be riding that high for a WHILE

9:33 PM · August 8, 2022

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One time my cows got into our neighbor's house while it was being built because they'd left a bag of horse feed propping the door open. The cows were in there for the better part of a day because they were scared to go down the porch stairs. So much poop 😂 twitter.com/BinAnimals/sta…

3:33 AM · August 7, 2022

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My husband said I should make new friends since we moved across the country so I started feeding 3 crows that hang out on our porch in the morning pic.twitter.com/VKxoaQtsHd

11:33 PM · August 6, 2022

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Ad: *Lures me in with a cute pair of sneakers* Me: Okay yes I'll bite, gimme Website: LOL they're for kids and only come in kid sizes

5:56 PM · August 5, 2022

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California, Here We...Are on TMI - Too Much Internet kelleygreene.substack.com/p/c…

5:53 PM · August 5, 2022

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Generational trauma twitter.com/estressecurado…