Published Work
BuzzFeed
BuzzFeed author page (150+ bylines)
Op-Ed/Personal Essay
As A Woman Who Worked In Tech For 15 Years, I Can Confidently Say Mark Zuckerberg Is Wrong About Corporate Culture Needing More “Masculine Energy”
I Joked About Brits Putting Tuna On Their Potatoes, And They Were Furious — So I Decided To Try It
Historical Deep Dives
Women In The Middle Ages Came Up With Clever Ways Of Faking Their Virginity, And Some Of Them Are Absolutely Mind-Boggling
Here’s A Timeline Of Hitler’s First 53 Days In Office — Let Me Know If You Notice Anything Familiar
Interviews
“It’s Not Just Being A Picky Eater”: This Guy With A Severe Food Phobia Is Going Viral For Pushing Himself To Try New Foods
“I Think He’s In There”: After 10 Months Of Being Unable To Move Or Speak, Doctors Realized This Man Was Awake The Whole Time
Politics
Uhhh, It Sure Looks Like RFK Jr. Took His Family Swimming In Water That Could Be Contaminated With Raw Sewage
Viral/Trending Stories
Single Women Are Absolutely Losing Their Minds Over This Man’s Spot-On Analysis Of Women Who Like Being Alone
Jeff Probst Just Gave A Masterclass On How To Engage With Someone With A Disability, And Everyone Everywhere Should Be Taking Notes
Internet Roundups
“You Should Put That Down Immediately”: 26 Weird Items That Never Would Have Been Identified If The Internet Hadn’t Come To The Rescue
Hard Drive
Hard Drive author page (10+ bylines)
Jesus Re-Release Widely Panned for Lack of Physical Media
Boeing Reminds Passengers Planes Are All Still in Early Access
New 50GB Baldur’s Gate 3 Patch Adds Single Extremely Detailed Dick Vein
Cryptic Calendar Invite From Boss Blocking Fast Travel
Guy Ignores Eclipse in Favor of Destroying Vision by Looking at Screens 16 Hours a Day
The Hard Times
The Hard Times author page (5+ bylines)
Uninsured American Hoping Doctor Duets Their Video of Weird Rash Before TikTok is Banned
George R.R. Martin Admits “Winds of Winter” Delayed Due to Writing 8,000 Letters to Harry Styles
Sad: I Carried A Really Heavy Package All By Myself And No One Saw
Duck With Corkscrew Penis Assures Girlfriend They All Look Like That
Woman Excited to Show Therapist Bo Burnham’s “Inside” Not On Spotify Wrapped This Year
Weekly Humorist
Weekly Humorist author page (5+ bylines)
Girl Scout Cookie or 1960s Businessman’s Nickname for His Secretary?
Father’s Day Grit Guide From 3M’s Sandpaper Division
Billboard’s Greatest Hits Rewritten By AI
Better Ways to Lay Off Employees Than Locking Them Out of Their Email
Rejected Friends Thanksgiving Episodes (Co-Writer)