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I’m Kelley Greene, a chronically online writer and satirist based in Chicago. I’ve studied at The Second City, iO, the Laugh Factory, Catapult, and more.
I am currently a Resident Writer at Buzzfeed, and am a contributor to The Hard Times and Hard Drive, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, The Belladonna Comedy, and more.
I also write a weekly Substack newsletter called TMI – Too Much Internet.
I’m a millennial who once got a participation trophy for playing on a soccer team that scored no goals and won no games the entire season, a geek who is obsessed with Star Trek and building horrible websites that look like they were made in 2002, and an aspiring cheesemonger (no formal training, just a lot of home-based consumption).
I write about geeky and nerdy things, pop culture, the millennial existence, working in the tech industry, history, politics, and whatever else has caught my attention online in the last few seconds.
I can usually be found scrolling one of the many social media apps I have on my phone, playing Civ VI, or going down Wikipedia rabbit holes. Let’s hang out together online!