Kelley Greene – It me.

Slackjaw

Let Me Tell You About My New MLM, The Borg

Kelley GreeneMarch 4, 2021

Medium

I am Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod and I Can Assure You That The Death Star II is Perfectly Safe

Kelley GreeneDecember 22, 2020

Robot Butt

Cavemen Quarterly Project Update

Kelley GreeneDecember 1, 2020

Medium

I’m Alive During Trump’s Fifth Term And Things Are Fine

Kelley GreeneNovember 3, 2020

Medium

Removed Amazon Intelligence Analyst Job Posting

Kelley GreeneSeptember 6, 2020

Medium

Zodiac Signs as Taco Bell Menu Items

Kelley GreeneAugust 7, 2020

Twitch

Witnessing a Sim’s Death (X2)!!

Kelley GreeneFebruary 1, 2020

YouTube

A Lil Intro

Kelley GreeneFebruary 18, 2019

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

The irony of this spam text is not lost on me. pic.twitter.com/g5aJ5AkkRj

8:21 PM · April 9, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Is this a bodega cat twitter.com/danajiru/statu…

9:16 PM · April 7, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

My anxiety level this week is at a 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨...

8:25 PM · April 7, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Wasn't Passengers a horror film tho

3:27 AM · April 7, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I JUST GOT A VACCINE APPOINTMENT FOR NEXT WEEK! pic.twitter.com/Dkti1pBh3H

7:59 PM · April 6, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

"Kids, don't move" is the new "Today, you're 12" twitter.com/Sean8UrSon/sta…

7:06 PM · April 6, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Me at the end of the weekend: I just need one more day Me at the end of a 3-day weekend: I just need one more day

3:41 AM · April 5, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I assume that competition shows happening in person are properly COVID testing contestants/judges, or that people have been vaccinated, but please just tell me upfront so I don't have to feel anxious the whole episode instead of pretending like it doesn't exist kthx

3:00 AM · April 3, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Please don't anyone try to do an April Fool on me tomorrow 🙏🏻

10:38 PM · March 31, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

My boss: How's the timeline looking on that project you're working on Me: My dad has been wearing a wire for the FBI

3:53 PM · March 31, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Starting work on my post-Covid beach bod by ordering a cheese enchilada dinner for delivery