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Ye Olde Tyme News March 23, 2023

Mayhaps the King Will Giveth Me His Favour if I Defend Him in a Conversation He Will Never Hear

Weekly Humorist February 7, 2023

Better Ways to Lay Off Employees Than Locking Them Out of Their Email

The Belladonna January 26, 2023

Layoff Announcement From Your High School Boyfriend

Greener Pastures January 18, 2023

People Who Have Made Less Concessions Than Kevin McCarthy

Weekly Humorist January 2, 2023

Weekly Humorist: Best of 2022 (Featured)

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10 New Year’s Resolutions Jason Definitely Wants Me to Keep This Year

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Vegetable-Inspired Halloween Candy No One Wants

Slackjaw September 22, 2022

You’re Invited to a Targaryen Family Reunion!

Greener Pastures August 26, 2022

I, A Millennial, Have Come to Accept That I Am The Problem

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Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.

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Former profession, but: Companies can pay to get their phone numbers off the β€œspam” list. You can mark them as spam in those protection apps all you want and they can pay to get off and start calling you again twitter.com/oneradchee/sta…

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2:55 AM · March 28, 2023
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Cool so I’ll just never look at the For You feed again then pic.twitter.com/3cVr5LDH23

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1:56 AM · March 28, 2023
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doing some chores* today! *accidentally making mustard gas trying to clean my shower

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8:19 PM · March 23, 2023
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me hearing that the govt wants to ban tiktok pic.twitter.com/ULm3pANx6v

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5:58 PM · March 23, 2023
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Everyone loves a fanboy!!! My peasant ass is in Ye Olde Time News today: Mayhaps the King Will Giveth Me His Favour if I Defend Him in a Conversation He Will Never Hear open.substack.com/pub/yotn/p/…

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5:07 PM · March 23, 2023
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there are ice cream companies that sell boxes of treats with an odd number inside??? why are my husband and i having to cut an ice cream sandwich in half

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11:21 PM · March 21, 2023
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Mayonnaise! (I’m sorry!!) twitter.com/MadScientistFF…

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12:44 AM · March 21, 2023
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well well well look who's in here 😈 (it is me) ty @angryangryalice, you're the best! twitter.com/angryangryalic…

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6:44 PM · March 20, 2023
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okay @stprice1 i'm like obsessed with watching survivor now, and i think it's your fault?? how dare you, but also thank you

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6:42 PM · March 20, 2023
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4:34 AM · March 18, 2023
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TMI - Too Much Internet: CrΓ©me de Yuck kelleygreene.substack.com/p/c…

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7:08 PM · March 17, 2023
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i can't even count how many *hours* i was subjected to conversations during meetings about grilling and meat when all i wanted to do was talk about love island (and personally i believe i know more about that than they did about briskets) twitter.com/jmurffff/statu…

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6:22 PM · March 17, 2023
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guess i have a reason to clean out my massive pile of bookmarks now

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4:09 PM · March 17, 2023
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8:30 PM · March 16, 2023
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