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Slackjaw September 22, 2022

You’re Invited to a Targaryen Family Reunion!

Greener Pastures August 26, 2022

I, A Millennial, Have Come to Accept That I Am The Problem

The Belladonna July 19, 2022

Excerpts From Our Toasts at Ben and Jen’s Wedding (Featured)

The Belladonna April 18, 2022

Other Famous Pauls Warn That The British Are Coming

Robot Butt February 18, 2022

How to Cope With Not Being an Olympian While Watching the Winter Olympics

Contests December 19, 2021

NYC Midnight 250-Word MicroFiction Challenge

This year I decided to check out NYC Midnight’s 250-Word Microfiction Challenge. On October 15th at midnight NYC time,…

Weekly Humorist November 23, 2021

Rejected Friends Thanksgiving Episodes

2 Ho Ho Ho's October 30, 2021

VampireFeast.com’s Transylvania Travel Guide for Humans

Greener Pastures October 27, 2021

New Company Policies to Help You Keep Working During Historic Events

Kelley Greene

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Sigh. Not this again twitter.com/kelleygreene/s…

11:34 AM · October 5, 2022

Kelley Greene

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Humans whispering "stopppppp" to their misbehaving electronics

8:26 PM · October 4, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

My husband is a drinks girlie and the amount of joy he’s getting from the sodastream we got him is just the best

9:05 PM · October 3, 2022

Kelley Greene

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How did someone got a candid x-ray of my green skeleton?! twitter.com/ItsKieranDrew/…

9:20 PM · October 2, 2022

Kelley Greene

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Being an adult is announcing every weekend that you’re going to sleep in and then still waking up at 8am anyway

3:28 PM · October 2, 2022

Kelley Greene

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Here’s the thing about return to office: I can only get my hair and makeup to look the way I want maybe 1-2 days per week. The rest of the time I am a goblin who should not be perceived by human eyes

6:39 PM · September 30, 2022

Kelley Greene

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I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship pic.twitter.com/8tGedXaNQL

5:04 AM · September 28, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Why should the motion-activated hand dryer get to decide when my hands are dry? We have given too much power to the robots

10:15 PM · September 27, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

My therapist: You don't owe anyone an explanation Me: Okay, but let me just tell you why I do

4:04 PM · September 26, 2022

Kelley Greene

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Little invite from Viserys! #hotd link.medium.com/vxcDF8RLCtb pic.twitter.com/F0obAybHA9

1:07 AM · September 26, 2022

Kelley Greene

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The Body of This is Absurd on TMI - Too Much Internet kelleygreene.substack.com/p/t…

5:20 PM · September 23, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Being a Virgo is feeling like you’re running late to work and somehow still being the first one there

6:50 PM · September 22, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I NEED THE FRANKENSTEIN ('s monster) IMMEDIATELY twitter.com/linemade666/st…

5:50 PM · September 22, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

New piece out today in @SlackjawHumor! Come hang with the fam 🐉 #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseTargaryen medium.com/slackjaw/youre…

3:25 PM · September 22, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

🎵 Mama told me not to I did anyway Ride a dragon 🎵 twitter.com/CaseySplinter/…

3:07 AM · September 22, 2022

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You’re Invited to a Targaryen Family Reunion!

I, A Millennial, Have Come to Accept That I Am The Problem

Excerpts From Our Toasts at Ben and Jen’s Wedding (Featured)

Other Famous Pauls Warn That The British Are Coming

How to Cope With Not Being an Olympian While Watching the Winter Olympics

NYC Midnight 250-Word MicroFiction Challenge

Rejected Friends Thanksgiving Episodes

VampireFeast.com’s Transylvania Travel Guide for Humans

New Company Policies to Help You Keep Working During Historic Events

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