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Robot Butt

10 Superstitions Guaranteed to Make Your Favorite Sports Team Win

Kelley GreeneOctober 13, 2021

Points in Case

The Sunnyside Senate Retirement Community is Here For Your Aging Senator

Kelley GreeneAugust 12, 2021

Greener Pastures

The Worst Thing Goop Enthusiasts Did During The Pandemic

Kelley GreeneJune 30, 2021

2 Ho Ho Ho's

Exciting Things to Look Forward to as Humanity Destroys the Earth

Kelley GreeneApril 27, 2021

The Washington Boast

I’m the Filibuster, And I’m Begging You to Kill Me

Kelley GreeneApril 15, 2021

Slackjaw

Let Me Tell You About My New MLM, The Borg

Kelley GreeneMarch 4, 2021

Medium

I am Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod and I Can Assure You That The Death Star II is Perfectly Safe

Kelley GreeneDecember 22, 2020

Robot Butt

Cavemen Quarterly Project Update

Kelley GreeneDecember 1, 2020

Medium

I’m Alive During Trump’s Fifth Term And Things Are Fine

Kelley GreeneNovember 3, 2020

Medium

COVID-19 Vampire’s Diary

Kelley GreeneOctober 31, 2020

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

I’m worried Gi-hun thinks people can’t change pic.twitter.com/vm9ZLFcSgr

4:27 PM · October 22, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

Chicago don't miss, baby! 🐀 twitter.com/MorningBrew/st…

4:22 PM · October 22, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

Oh great so are they gonna start financing elections now twitter.com/earth3r/status…

3:36 AM · October 22, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

twitter.com/jmurffff/statu… pic.twitter.com/4U5ORIRxnz

4:40 PM · October 20, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

🙌🏻 really needed a bones day today twitter.com/NoodlesBonesDa…

4:21 PM · October 20, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

Honestly so disappointed there aren't colorful lappies. I thought for sure they'd do that after releasing the pretty iMacs!! twitter.com/dynamofire/sta…

2:30 PM · October 19, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

I can't believe I ended up with Suspense/Thriller as my genre. So far outside of anything I normally do...it's been a super fun exercise though!! #microfictionchallenge250

8:40 PM · October 16, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

Very proud I stayed up late enough to get my assignment for the #microfictionchallenge250 tonight. Also thankful I only had to make it till 11 and not midnight!

4:11 AM · October 16, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

It is an insult to Captain Crunch if you purchase a box of his cereal and do not consume every last yellow square twitter.com/nakedvix/statu…

4:00 AM · October 15, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

SO WHY ARE YOU twitter.com/gimpstring/sta…

7:17 PM · October 14, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

Sweatshirt that probably came from Limited Too, shorts, chucks, petting a cow. #howidressedasateenager pic.twitter.com/x0VGe5sqwE

9:31 PM · October 13, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

👀 I promise this was not me twitter.com/humidfluid/sta…

6:17 PM · October 13, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

I have never had a fry from Wendy's that fit either of these descriptors twitter.com/CNN/status/144…

5:52 PM · October 13, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

Got some fresh tips out for all you sports fans! robotbutt.com/2021/10/13/10-…

3:47 PM · October 13, 2021

SKelleyton Greene

SKelleyton Greene

MILES O’BRIEN AEROSPACE ANALYST EASTER EGG SPOTTED pic.twitter.com/7LCYWoykfL

3:09 PM · October 13, 2021