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Let Me Tell You About My New MLM, The Borg

Kelley GreeneMarch 4, 2021
Medium

I am Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod and I Can Assure You That The Death Star II is Perfectly Safe

Kelley GreeneDecember 22, 2020
Robot Butt

Cavemen Quarterly Project Update

Kelley GreeneDecember 1, 2020
Medium

I’m Alive During Trump’s Fifth Term And Things Are Fine

Kelley GreeneNovember 3, 2020
Medium

COVID-19 Vampire’s Diary

Kelley GreeneOctober 31, 2020
Medium

Removed Amazon Intelligence Analyst Job Posting

Kelley GreeneSeptember 6, 2020
Medium

Zodiac Signs as Taco Bell Menu Items

Kelley GreeneAugust 7, 2020
Twitch

Witnessing a Sim’s Death (X2)!!

Kelley GreeneFebruary 1, 2020
YouTube

Canadian Foods Taste Test

Kelley GreeneAugust 30, 2019
YouTube

A Lil Intro

Kelley GreeneFebruary 18, 2019
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Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.

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Just wait till the GOP finds out Neanderthals believed in socialized medicine

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3:03 AM · March 5, 2021
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I've talked about Star Trek so much today that I'm getting Paramount Plus ads for Picard. Not mad about it

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7:36 PM · March 4, 2021
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Many thanks to @SlackjawHumor for encouraging my extreme nerdiness. medium.com/slackjaw/let-m…

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4:07 PM · March 4, 2021
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If any of y'all saw how many vintage Animaniacs items are in my eBay watch list, I would lose all of the nonexistent credibility I have

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8:41 PM · March 3, 2021
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twitter.com/tplohetski/sta… pic.twitter.com/xbXI8f4cwW

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7:58 PM · March 2, 2021
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I'm eating vegetables, on purpose

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6:04 PM · March 2, 2021
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One star for the protein shake Bee *loves* to use orally pic.twitter.com/Ug37ma6TKS

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4:20 PM · February 28, 2021
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What if β€” and bear with me here β€” we simply did not do air strikes in the Middle East

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2:02 AM · February 26, 2021
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Is using a Skip It considered cardio

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9:02 PM · February 25, 2021
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Okay Hasbro tell me what this is then pic.twitter.com/TpcvJQazQk

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6:39 PM · February 25, 2021
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Last night my Amazon Echo was flashing and when I asked it what the notification was for it told me it thought it was time for me to reorder a box of macaroni and cheese

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5:20 PM · February 25, 2021
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I voted twice for @RossanaFor33 and am so proud to have her as my Alderman. She's awesome and doesn't deserve to be disrespected like this. twitter.com/seanduffy_/sta…

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10:09 PM · February 24, 2021
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My coworkers and I signing off one meeting bridge and directly back on to another one pic.twitter.com/Lyqe9XLblr

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6:58 PM · February 24, 2021
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My husband and I singlehandedly put Fry's out of business by taking advantage of their price match

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5:18 PM · February 24, 2021
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Facebook's algorithm: We know you creepily well, check out these clothes you are definitely going to want to buy Twitter's algorithm: pic.twitter.com/fpomkgmHVK

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