Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Just wait till the GOP finds out Neanderthals believed in socialized medicine

3:03 AM · March 5, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I've talked about Star Trek so much today that I'm getting Paramount Plus ads for Picard. Not mad about it

7:36 PM · March 4, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Many thanks to @SlackjawHumor for encouraging my extreme nerdiness. medium.com/slackjaw/let-m…

4:07 PM · March 4, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

If any of y'all saw how many vintage Animaniacs items are in my eBay watch list, I would lose all of the nonexistent credibility I have

8:41 PM · March 3, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

twitter.com/tplohetski/sta… pic.twitter.com/xbXI8f4cwW

7:58 PM · March 2, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I'm eating vegetables, on purpose

6:04 PM · March 2, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

One star for the protein shake Bee *loves* to use orally pic.twitter.com/Ug37ma6TKS

4:20 PM · February 28, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

What if — and bear with me here — we simply did not do air strikes in the Middle East

2:02 AM · February 26, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Is using a Skip It considered cardio

9:02 PM · February 25, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Okay Hasbro tell me what this is then pic.twitter.com/TpcvJQazQk

6:39 PM · February 25, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Last night my Amazon Echo was flashing and when I asked it what the notification was for it told me it thought it was time for me to reorder a box of macaroni and cheese

5:20 PM · February 25, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I voted twice for @RossanaFor33 and am so proud to have her as my Alderman. She's awesome and doesn't deserve to be disrespected like this. twitter.com/seanduffy_/sta…

10:09 PM · February 24, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

My coworkers and I signing off one meeting bridge and directly back on to another one pic.twitter.com/Lyqe9XLblr

6:58 PM · February 24, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

My husband and I singlehandedly put Fry's out of business by taking advantage of their price match

5:18 PM · February 24, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Facebook's algorithm: We know you creepily well, check out these clothes you are definitely going to want to buy Twitter's algorithm: pic.twitter.com/fpomkgmHVK

3:41 PM · February 23, 2021