Kelley Greene – It me.

It me.

The Belladonna

Excerpts From Our Toasts at Ben and Jen’s Wedding (Featured)

Kelley GreeneJuly 19, 2022

The Belladonna

Other Famous Pauls Warn That The British Are Coming

Kelley GreeneApril 18, 2022

Robot Butt

How to Cope With Not Being an Olympian While Watching the Winter Olympics

Kelley GreeneFebruary 18, 2022

Contests

NYC Midnight 250-Word MicroFiction Challenge

Kelley GreeneDecember 19, 2021

Weekly Humorist

Rejected Friends Thanksgiving Episodes

Kelley GreeneNovember 23, 2021

2 Ho Ho Ho's

VampireFeast.com’s Transylvania Travel Guide for Humans

Kelley GreeneOctober 30, 2021

Greener Pastures

New Company Policies to Help You Keep Working During Historic Events

Kelley GreeneOctober 27, 2021

Robot Butt

10 Superstitions Guaranteed to Make Your Favorite Sports Team Win

Kelley GreeneOctober 13, 2021

Points in Case

The Sunnyside Senate Retirement Community is Here For Your Aging Senator

Kelley GreeneAugust 12, 2021

Greener Pastures

The Worst Thing Goop Enthusiasts Did During The Pandemic

Kelley GreeneJune 30, 2021

Me when the FBI inquires about my trove of information* about the French President *adorable photos pic.twitter.com/MpEe4v0Uy3

10:10 PM · August 12, 2022

😍😍😍 twitter.com/angryangryalic…

8:59 PM · August 12, 2022

Me having a breakthrough with my therapist twitter.com/NathanForYouOo…

4:03 PM · August 12, 2022

Last time I got my hair cut the stylist recommended a volumizing foam at the crown of my head before I blow dry, which has turned out to be a fantastic cowlick enhancer

3:39 PM · August 11, 2022

HBO Max watching us crank up the volume during the previews pic.twitter.com/r1BuXLfqXb

2:28 PM · August 10, 2022

One thing to know about me is that I can absolutely HOUSE a can of black beans

12:59 AM · August 9, 2022

Someone in my training this afternoon asked me if I was a new college grad so I’ll be riding that high for a WHILE

9:33 PM · August 8, 2022

One time my cows got into our neighbor's house while it was being built because they'd left a bag of horse feed propping the door open. The cows were in there for the better part of a day because they were scared to go down the porch stairs. So much poop 😂 twitter.com/BinAnimals/sta…

3:33 AM · August 7, 2022

My husband said I should make new friends since we moved across the country so I started feeding 3 crows that hang out on our porch in the morning pic.twitter.com/VKxoaQtsHd

11:33 PM · August 6, 2022

Ad: *Lures me in with a cute pair of sneakers* Me: Okay yes I'll bite, gimme Website: LOL they're for kids and only come in kid sizes

5:56 PM · August 5, 2022

California, Here We...Are on TMI - Too Much Internet kelleygreene.substack.com/p/c…

5:53 PM · August 5, 2022

Generational trauma twitter.com/estressecurado…

5:03 PM · August 5, 2022

Come on, man. There’s worse shit on the local news twitter.com/JonMoisan/stat…

3:17 AM · August 5, 2022

So thrilled we moved to #4 just in time to pay out the ass for rent twitter.com/CNBC/status/15…

5:46 PM · August 4, 2022

“Longtime” 🤔🧐 twitter.com/PageSix/status…

6:11 PM · August 2, 2022