Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Wordle 217 5/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

3:02 AM · January 23, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Freudian slipped "wordle jerk" in a conversation today so that's a thing now i guess

7:57 PM · January 21, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Not me trying to figure out how many words have the same last 4 letters in this specific order... Wordle 216 5/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

4:35 PM · January 21, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Forgot I had this photo of Jim Carrey as Dr. Edward Nigma, glad my iPhone recognized its importance pic.twitter.com/rM0utjufjO

2:04 AM · January 21, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

UH I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED. Wordle 215 2/6 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

2:53 PM · January 20, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Still trying to figure out which one of these is the name of the Secretary of State: Tone E. Blinken Toneeb Linken Toe Neeblinken

6:47 PM · January 19, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I Won't Be Paying *RENT* Until This is Remediated #MoldyMusicals @WeeklyHumorist

6:05 PM · January 19, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT Wordle 214 6/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

5:48 PM · January 19, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

😅 Wordle 213 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

4:17 PM · January 18, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Women only want one thing and it’s for overalls to be sized in waist measurements rather than generalized sizing

4:03 AM · January 18, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Close one! Wordle 209 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

5:23 PM · January 17, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Close one 😬 Wordle 210 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

4:36 AM · January 16, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Y'all want me to go back to the office where I had to stuff tampons up my sleeve for the 100yd walk to the toilet? Over my dead body

9:36 PM · January 14, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Using my Spatty Daddy™ to scrape the foamy milk off the sides of my chai latte cup

7:32 PM · January 14, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

WE'RE BACK ON TRACK BABY Wordle 209 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

3:50 PM · January 14, 2022