Feel free to contact me at kelleygreene27 (at) gmail (dot) com.
Feel free to contact me at kelleygreene27 (at) gmail (dot) com.
Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
Me when the FBI inquires about my trove of information* about the French President *adorable photos pic.twitter.com/MpEe4v0Uy3
Me having a breakthrough with my therapist twitter.com/NathanForYouOo…
Last time I got my hair cut the stylist recommended a volumizing foam at the crown of my head before I blow dry, which has turned out to be a fantastic cowlick enhancer
HBO Max watching us crank up the volume during the previews pic.twitter.com/r1BuXLfqXb
One thing to know about me is that I can absolutely HOUSE a can of black beans
Someone in my training this afternoon asked me if I was a new college grad so I’ll be riding that high for a WHILE
One time my cows got into our neighbor's house while it was being built because they'd left a bag of horse feed propping the door open. The cows were in there for the better part of a day because they were scared to go down the porch stairs. So much poop 😂 twitter.com/BinAnimals/sta…
My husband said I should make new friends since we moved across the country so I started feeding 3 crows that hang out on our porch in the morning pic.twitter.com/VKxoaQtsHd
Ad: *Lures me in with a cute pair of sneakers* Me: Okay yes I'll bite, gimme Website: LOL they're for kids and only come in kid sizes
California, Here We...Are on TMI - Too Much Internet kelleygreene.substack.com/p/c…
Generational trauma twitter.com/estressecurado…
Come on, man. There’s worse shit on the local news twitter.com/JonMoisan/stat…
So thrilled we moved to #4 just in time to pay out the ass for rent twitter.com/CNBC/status/15…