Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
The irony of this spam text is not lost on me. pic.twitter.com/g5aJ5AkkRj
Is this a bodega cat twitter.com/danajiru/statu…
My anxiety level this week is at a 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨...
I JUST GOT A VACCINE APPOINTMENT FOR NEXT WEEK! pic.twitter.com/Dkti1pBh3H
"Kids, don't move" is the new "Today, you're 12" twitter.com/Sean8UrSon/sta…
Me at the end of the weekend: I just need one more day Me at the end of a 3-day weekend: I just need one more day
I assume that competition shows happening in person are properly COVID testing contestants/judges, or that people have been vaccinated, but please just tell me upfront so I don't have to feel anxious the whole episode instead of pretending like it doesn't exist kthx
Please don't anyone try to do an April Fool on me tomorrow 🙏🏻
My boss: How's the timeline looking on that project you're working on Me: My dad has been wearing a wire for the FBI
Starting work on my post-Covid beach bod by ordering a cheese enchilada dinner for delivery
Just waiting for my arbitrarily set "topic change time" to pass in my group chats so I can drop in some unrelated memes
My motivation is stuck in the Suez Canal, attempting to re-route around the Cape of Good Hope
An Instagram influencer in a cool outfit vs me trying to pull it off in my normal life pic.twitter.com/JQnQUkV802