About Me
Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
Me, planning for a trip with friends: I should probably bring 2 outfits a day, in case I spill something, or one for the day and one for going out at night My anxiety: pic.twitter.com/qyJU6XvIVA
How the fuck does restaurateur not have an n in it
Dan Flashes sidewalk sale pic.twitter.com/F78dLminjW
Are we discussing how wild it is that the Ted Lasso episode about “The Yips” came out days before we learned about “The Twisties”
I know I’m old now because of how excited I get when an Olympian is revealed to be in their 30s
Me, watching the Olympics: I wonder if I started training like, now, if I could ever be an Olympian Also me: *Gets a headache from blowing my nose too hard*
Sending my laundry to the beach that makes it fold
Excited to see the real ground floor of my self-confidence after dislikes are introduced
ACAB includes Facilities managers that won’t let you fill your bag with free company snacks
Cavemen picked their scabs, right? Like I bet they really went to town on em
Saw this guy in the dry cleaner's today with a wardrobe that was very clearly ALL from Dan Flashes
Excuse me but there's absolutely no way that man on the left is not Will Forte twitter.com/DEADLINE/statu…