About Me
Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
Me showing off the sewing project I made during quarantine pic.twitter.com/A37Jpc5FOC
What iron supplements do to your shits is criminal and should be prosecuted by a court of law
Encouraging myself to get out of bed by scrolling through the calendar and counting the days until the next work holiday
Why are so many of the contestants on #TheCircleNetflix eating pasta without sauce
All I can think about when I watch this is the heredity of mouths twitter.com/therecount/sta…
Happy belated Earth Day! Much love to the @2hohohos for publishing this one 🌎😄 link.medium.com/a2qhEo93Lfb
Sometimes I watch so much TV I forget what my face looks like until I see myself in the bathroom mirror
It's understood that if anyone just bursts into tears while we're hanging out later this year that's okay, right?
How bad do we think the breath gets on Naked and Afraid?
Y’all paid for the Grubhub ad to be on this photo of barf?? pic.twitter.com/CfMGlCp3PL
I thought this was an early shot from Kim Kardashian's Earth Day party twitter.com/HeheWaitWhut/s…
Don't mind me I'll just be screaming about the Apple Event video of the cat burglar ripping his face off to become Tim Cook for the rest of the day
Me during work: Is it time to get off work yet Me after work: Is it time to go to sleep yet Me trying to sleep: Is it time to go to work yet