2 Ho Ho Ho’s
- Writer: VampireFeast.com’s Transylvania Travel Guide for Humans
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The Belladonna
- Writer: Layoff Announcement From Your High School Boyfriend
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- Featured: Excerpts From Our Toasts at Ben and Jen’s Wedding
Buzzfeed
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- Featured: 43 Tweets By Literally The Funniest Women On Al Gore’s Entire Internet
- Featured: 26 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Helped Me Forget About My Impending Seasonal Depression
- Featured: 23 Hysterical Tweets By Women That Totally, Completely, 100% Consumed My Entire Mind This Week
Greener Pastures
- Co-Writer: The Worst Things Goop Enthusiasts Did During the Pandemic
- Writer: New Company Policies to Help You Keep Working During Historic Events
- Writer: I, A Millennial, Have Come to Accept That I Am The Problem
- Writer: People Who Have Made Less Concessions Than Kevin McCarthy
Points in Case
Robot Butt
- Writer: Cavemen Quarterly Project Update
- Writer: 10 Superstitions Guaranteed to Make Your Favorite Sports Team Win
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Slackjaw
- Writer: Let Me Tell You About My New MLM, The Borg
- Writer: You’re Invited to a Targaryen Family Reunion!
- Featured: Yapjaw: This Newsletter Will Self-Destruct In Ten Seconds
The Washington Boast
Weekly Humorist
- Co-Writer: Rejected Friends Thanksgiving Episodes
- Writer: Vegetable-Inspired Halloween Candy No One Wants
- Co-Writer: 10 New Year’s Resolutions Jason Definitely Wants Me to Keep This Year
- Featured: Weekly Humorist’s Best of 2022
- Writer: Better Ways to Lay Off Employees Than Locking Them Out of Their Email
Ye Olde Tyme News
- Writer: Mayhaps the King Will Giveth Me His Favour if I Defend Him in a Conversation He Will Never Hear
Medium
- Writer: I am Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod and I Can Assure You That The Death Star II is Perfectly Safe
- Writer: I’m Alive During Trump’s Fifth Term and Things Are Fine
- Writer: COVID-19 Vampire’s Diary
- Writer: Removed Amazon Intelligence Analyst Job Posting
- Writer: Zodiac Signs as Taco Bell Menu Items
The Awkward Phase
- Contributor: The Awkward Phase
The Mary Scruggs Works by Women Festival
- Writer & Performer: “You Can Never Be Too Safe”
The Burn Victims
- Performer: “If The Office Was Even More Awkward”
