Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Me: Okay I have 3 chores to get done today, then I'm gonna spend the rest of the day chilling out and relaxing before work tomorrow! Also me: *Finds one million more tasks to complete and still hasn't done the original 3 by 8PM*

1:46 AM · January 25, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

1 week left until we get to see if my January writer's block will become January & February writer's block 🙃

9:33 PM · January 23, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

If I went on Naked and Afraid for my one item from home I would bring Gas-X

7:17 PM · January 23, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Mike Pompeo trying to figure out what country all these multicultural video clips were filmed in

2:47 AM · January 21, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Held it together all day BUT guess I’m gonna cry 5 minutes before this whole ordeal ends

2:27 AM · January 21, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Having celebratory Taco Bell for lunch 😊

6:21 PM · January 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Hm. Struggling to find my constant sense of impending doom

5:41 PM · January 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

WOW Amanda Gorman is AMAZING

5:21 PM · January 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Damn Amy is getting full on MC/wedding DJ privileges here today

4:52 PM · January 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

AFTER 4 LONG YEARS pic.twitter.com/UJLmmeFFjr

4:51 PM · January 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Oh shit Biden is swearing in on Harry Potter's Monster Book

4:49 PM · January 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

OH MY GOD HERE WE GO IT'S HAPPENING

4:41 PM · January 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

These speeches are great and all but can we just get Biden up there and sworn in real quick? We can listen to all this stuff after it's official

4:34 PM · January 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Me at the first party after everyone's been vaccinated twitter.com/vulture/status…

4:13 PM · January 20, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen @donlemon look as happy as he does tonight and I love it

3:27 AM · January 20, 2021