Robot Butt
Satire pieces published on Robot Butt.
Satire pieces published on Robot Butt.
Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
lolllll YES this is a good wednesday pic.twitter.com/QdfB19Lh52
Anne Hathaway is so perfect in WeCrashed I cannot cope
Every streaming platform is in a race to the bottom to create the worst possible UI
He cryptin on her o’currency pic.twitter.com/ncEurURbuX
I really want to understand how all these 80+ year old politicians keep getting “asymptomatic Covid” when I’m 36, vaxxed and boosted, and feel like complete and total shit right now
Husband had to travel for work last week and brought home Covid from his office’s big grand re-opening party. I truly cannot think of anything more perfectly ironic
Me: Love to write a topical satire piece, current events are ripe for comedy! Also me: Absolutely none of this is funny
Getting a pizza while home alone pic.twitter.com/Zy7KNP3yMO
Oh I just discovered @HowToBasic has a TikTok and I'm so happy
Not me being high and accidentally “care” reacting to reductress headlines on Facebook
One of the great things about having short legs is that every pair of ankle length/cropped pants is hemmed perfectly for me
Raising the mortgage rates to lower housing prices isn’t going to work. Investment companies are still going to swoop in with all cash offers while regular folks lose more and more access
There's no such thing as being "over-educated" unless you're Jimmy Stewart reading a secret note meant for a dead Frenchman