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About Me
Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
What if — and bear with me here — we simply did not do air strikes in the Middle East
Okay Hasbro tell me what this is then pic.twitter.com/TpcvJQazQk
Last night my Amazon Echo was flashing and when I asked it what the notification was for it told me it thought it was time for me to reorder a box of macaroni and cheese
I voted twice for @RossanaFor33 and am so proud to have her as my Alderman. She's awesome and doesn't deserve to be disrespected like this. twitter.com/seanduffy_/sta…
My coworkers and I signing off one meeting bridge and directly back on to another one pic.twitter.com/Lyqe9XLblr
My husband and I singlehandedly put Fry's out of business by taking advantage of their price match
Facebook's algorithm: We know you creepily well, check out these clothes you are definitely going to want to buy Twitter's algorithm: pic.twitter.com/fpomkgmHVK
I know exactly who needs to hear this, and it's people living in the Midwest: You have a Vitamin D deficiency
Apparently the thing I find most relaxing is to watch people compete against each other on TV
This thread is capitalism at it's finest twitter.com/islamphobiacow…
Why am I still trying to write comedy pic.twitter.com/pSFeqVIR9K