Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

One interesting thing about having actively followed politics for the last 6 years is that now I notice every pundit and politician’s face slowly melting off

4:24 AM · December 4, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 twitter.com/AmyCurrul/stat…

10:55 PM · December 1, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Logan, Connor, Kendall, Shiv, Roman, Tom, Gerri, Frank, and Cousin Greg twitter.com/PlayWithJambo/…

5:08 PM · December 1, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Okay this is upsettingly accurate pic.twitter.com/CN75VdtlGq

4:32 PM · December 1, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

pic.twitter.com/BovvYkIir7

4:21 PM · December 1, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

One of my high school boyfriends broke up with me via email, which I didn't regularly check. He finally asked me at school "Did you get my email?" and then I had to wait till I got home to use the family computer and he'd sent it 3 days earlier twitter.com/cameron_kasky/…

3:45 PM · November 30, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Kendall looking off balconies is too much for my anxiety tbh #SuccessionHBO

3:20 AM · November 29, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I watched all of Succession in the last 2 weeks and this is my first time watching it with everyone else and I’m soooo excited for memes

1:58 AM · November 29, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Just finished a rewatch of The Good Place this week. Forgot that seasons 1 & 2 are silly and fun and seasons 3 & 4 are silly and fun and also full of dramatic philosophical realizations that will leave you in a minor existential crisis for the next 6 months

2:37 AM · November 28, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Time for the DOG SHOW yessss

6:26 PM · November 25, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Okay Girls5Eva!! pic.twitter.com/AVqK0MDTOf

5:19 PM · November 25, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Wondering what giant corporation will end up sponsoring the parade after macy’s goes under

5:10 PM · November 25, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

❤️❤️❤️ twitter.com/sarahthegardne…

7:30 PM · November 24, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

If anyone's looking for me, I'm at *FRIENDS*giving with @EmilyKling2, @Irene_Tassy, @LindsayHameroff, and Elizabeth Simone 😍 weeklyhumorist.com/rejected-f…

1:15 AM · November 24, 2021

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Can someone help me get rid of the last remaining little shred of hope I have for this country so I stop feeling disappointed over and over and over again

6:18 PM · November 19, 2021