Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

lolllll YES this is a good wednesday pic.twitter.com/QdfB19Lh52

4:44 PM · May 18, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Anne Hathaway is so perfect in WeCrashed I cannot cope

11:13 PM · May 17, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Every streaming platform is in a race to the bottom to create the worst possible UI

7:43 PM · May 14, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

He cryptin on her o’currency pic.twitter.com/ncEurURbuX

11:21 PM · May 13, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

I really want to understand how all these 80+ year old politicians keep getting “asymptomatic Covid” when I’m 36, vaxxed and boosted, and feel like complete and total shit right now

1:57 PM · May 13, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Husband had to travel for work last week and brought home Covid from his office’s big grand re-opening party. I truly cannot think of anything more perfectly ironic

1:28 AM · May 11, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Cute, Wordle. 🙄

2:55 AM · May 10, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Me: Love to write a topical satire piece, current events are ripe for comedy! Also me: Absolutely none of this is funny

7:13 PM · May 9, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Getting a pizza while home alone pic.twitter.com/Zy7KNP3yMO

11:51 PM · May 6, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Oh I just discovered @HowToBasic has a TikTok and I'm so happy

5:24 PM · May 6, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Not me being high and accidentally “care” reacting to reductress headlines on Facebook

11:49 PM · May 5, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

One of the great things about having short legs is that every pair of ankle length/cropped pants is hemmed perfectly for me

9:01 PM · May 4, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Raising the mortgage rates to lower housing prices isn’t going to work. Investment companies are still going to swoop in with all cash offers while regular folks lose more and more access

5:36 PM · May 4, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

There's no such thing as being "over-educated" unless you're Jimmy Stewart reading a secret note meant for a dead Frenchman

4:44 PM · May 4, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

*AHEM* medium.com/the-washington…

3:41 PM · May 4, 2022