Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Me when the FBI inquires about my trove of information* about the French President *adorable photos pic.twitter.com/MpEe4v0Uy3

10:10 PM · August 12, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

😍😍😍 twitter.com/angryangryalic…

8:59 PM · August 12, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Me having a breakthrough with my therapist twitter.com/NathanForYouOo…

4:03 PM · August 12, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Last time I got my hair cut the stylist recommended a volumizing foam at the crown of my head before I blow dry, which has turned out to be a fantastic cowlick enhancer

3:39 PM · August 11, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

HBO Max watching us crank up the volume during the previews pic.twitter.com/r1BuXLfqXb

2:28 PM · August 10, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

One thing to know about me is that I can absolutely HOUSE a can of black beans

12:59 AM · August 9, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Someone in my training this afternoon asked me if I was a new college grad so I’ll be riding that high for a WHILE

9:33 PM · August 8, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

One time my cows got into our neighbor's house while it was being built because they'd left a bag of horse feed propping the door open. The cows were in there for the better part of a day because they were scared to go down the porch stairs. So much poop 😂 twitter.com/BinAnimals/sta…

3:33 AM · August 7, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

My husband said I should make new friends since we moved across the country so I started feeding 3 crows that hang out on our porch in the morning pic.twitter.com/VKxoaQtsHd

11:33 PM · August 6, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Ad: *Lures me in with a cute pair of sneakers* Me: Okay yes I'll bite, gimme Website: LOL they're for kids and only come in kid sizes

5:56 PM · August 5, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

California, Here We...Are on TMI - Too Much Internet kelleygreene.substack.com/p/c…

5:53 PM · August 5, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Generational trauma twitter.com/estressecurado…

5:03 PM · August 5, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

Come on, man. There’s worse shit on the local news twitter.com/JonMoisan/stat…

3:17 AM · August 5, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

So thrilled we moved to #4 just in time to pay out the ass for rent twitter.com/CNBC/status/15…

5:46 PM · August 4, 2022

Kelley Greene

@kelleygreene

“Longtime” 🤔🧐 twitter.com/PageSix/status…

6:11 PM · August 2, 2022