Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
Just wait till the GOP finds out Neanderthals believed in socialized medicine
I've talked about Star Trek so much today that I'm getting Paramount Plus ads for Picard. Not mad about it
Many thanks to @SlackjawHumor for encouraging my extreme nerdiness. medium.com/slackjaw/let-mβ¦
If any of y'all saw how many vintage Animaniacs items are in my eBay watch list, I would lose all of the nonexistent credibility I have
One star for the protein shake Bee *loves* to use orally pic.twitter.com/Ug37ma6TKS
What if β and bear with me here β we simply did not do air strikes in the Middle East
Okay Hasbro tell me what this is then pic.twitter.com/TpcvJQazQk
Last night my Amazon Echo was flashing and when I asked it what the notification was for it told me it thought it was time for me to reorder a box of macaroni and cheese
I voted twice for @RossanaFor33 and am so proud to have her as my Alderman. She's awesome and doesn't deserve to be disrespected like this. twitter.com/seanduffy_/staβ¦
My coworkers and I signing off one meeting bridge and directly back on to another one pic.twitter.com/Lyqe9XLblr
My husband and I singlehandedly put Fry's out of business by taking advantage of their price match
Facebook's algorithm: We know you creepily well, check out these clothes you are definitely going to want to buy Twitter's algorithm: pic.twitter.com/fpomkgmHVK