Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
went to a used bookstore to get out a little bit and take my mind off things only to hear two customers debating whether or not AI was used to evaluate laid off tech employees and this is why i have to get out of the bay area
Taking care of a human body is too much work
using your GPS in the south bay is like, "your destination is only 7 minutes away! just get on 3 highways, take 16 exits, and merge across 4 lanes of active traffic. easy!"
guys get mad at women for wearing makeup saying it falsely enhances their real features yet they are allowed to grow beards to make it look like they have chins
TMI - Too Much Internet: Here Comes The Big Wave! kelleygreene.substack.com/p/h…
damn, what am i supposed to do with all the office-related tweets in my drafts folder now???
the thought i just keep coming back to with this layoff is that i should have stolen more office supplies
spokescandies waking up to being locked out of their email twitter.com/mmschocolate/s…
not me automatically waking up at 7AM this morning thinking i had to go to work pic.twitter.com/GHFfEB2aGD
why are people acting like disney is about to demo splash mountain with tnt when it's literally just new characters being put into the exact same ride
my discord took a few extra seconds to load earlier and my brain was instantly like "THEY LOCKED ME OUT I'M FIRED FROM DISCORD" so yeah just having a normal one over here