Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
I find it so odd that all the Nancy Pelosi donation requests are asking for "gifts". Sorry to inform ya but there are strings attached...if you want my money, you have to actually DO THINGS like PROTECT MY RIGHTS
Today is my last day at a job I've been at for almost EIGHT YEARS. It feels *extremely* weird. I have a month off before starting at my new job and I think it's gonna take like a week to even set in
Can someone teach me how to like bell peppers please
It's Primary voting day, Illinois! Go fill in some little bubbles on some paper!!
PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME THE SKATES MAKE SPARKS twitter.com/aikohwrites/st…
the last two years have been a crash course in how to receive devastating, traumatizing information and just keep working through it
now just waiting for the inevitable "wow, this is a dark day for american democracy! vote in the midterms" speech
He's ALARMED everybody! Watch out, he just might have a strongly worded press conference before confirming he won't do anything about the filibuster twitter.com/ArthurDelaneyH…
2016: "You're overreacting!" 2022: twitter.com/fordm/status/1…
Love to sit through meetings this morning while my rights get taken away 🙃
How two guys streaked during our Big Senior Rival Game and the cops aggressively tackled and arrested them, then went through the stands taking everyone’s TAPES out of their recorders so there wasn’t any video of it. One guy hid his and we put it on Channel 1 the following Monday twitter.com/EthanSCorey/st…
He’s a 10 but he can’t point out something on your screen without touching it
Why did I think this was Ray Liotta twitter.com/FilmUpdates/st…