Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
Very ready to talk about how lack of access to affordable higher education and healthcare are creating/supporting the anti-vax movement
ALERT: If you drank Hi-C Ecto Cooler your high school clothes are cool again
For whenever the bedframe discourse starts up again: When I met my husband my mattress & box spring were on cinder blocks because my mom told me that metal in a bedframe would expose me to EMF waves while I slept
Glad to get some writing* done tonight *Looking at a Buzzfeed article of before/after pics of celeb couples on the red carpet
Is there anything more ominous than the phrasing of "You've read your last free article..."
My druid character in D&D: Anyway, here's *water wall*
Is counting macros when you replace half of your normal lunch with a bag of Gushers
All those small print fees on delivery apps are an introvert tax. They know we're willing to pay more if we don't have to interact with anyone 😫
I feel personally attacked twitter.com/HardDriveMag/s…
In 3rd grade I was in a small group of gifted kids that were supposed to build a city out of food. They pulled us out of class and stuck us in a supply closet every morning with boxes of sugar cubes and containers of frosting for an hour. We feasted.
So like...all show cattle are shampooed regularly. This guy here is done up for show. He's been blow-dried, and there's also spray glue in his hair to make it stand up like that. He's also had a very nice haircut. HMU if you want to talk show cattle, I did this for YEARS. twitter.com/coma_slut/stat…
Me: Just need a simple pair of black leggings to wear with some sweaters this fall... Every website: $98