Kelley Greene is a writer, performer, and geek from Chicago, Illinois.
if you want me to be excited about AI, make one that will sit on the phone with comcast
calling it now: the sale to matsson goes through and mencken installs connor as ceo
when someone asks me how my job search is going pic.twitter.com/6UPNePXBxQ
trying to figure out how to explain to my mom that she has to say Abel Tesfaye now pic.twitter.com/w23IhfgiPL
get on a domu ad 😎 twitter.com/biz_socks/stat… pic.twitter.com/8ailGhao3Z
Starting the Dungeons & Dragons movie!!! So excited
one time when used to do tech support for apple this old hippie called in having issues uploading a massive video over wifi. i asked him if he could plug in an ethernet cable and he said "no way. i'm not gonna be tied down by your kite strings, man"
i really appreciate the correction suggestions in google docs but please could you give me ONE SECOND TO FIX IT MYSELF BEFORE THE LIL POPUP THING COMES UP jesus christ
can't cope with kendall saying "maybe the poison drips down" to a pregnant shiv 😭
Connor Roy: Enough Already! is maybe the best campaign slogan i've ever seen
it is time for me to come clean: i tried to play breath of the wild bc it looked so cool but i could never figure out how to go up the cold mountain. after 20ish hours i gave up, and am now too afraid to try the new zelda
Not me driving in to San Francisco for dinner and forgetting a fucking jacket AGAIN
me, my dad, and my brother acted in plays at her little local theatre in texas, now i'm just wondering how she was planning to take us out twitter.com/AmericanGwyn/s…
This week's newsletter, in which I discuss my dresser refinishing saga (and in a tweet here which will surely be hidden and throttled because it contains the dreaded S*bstack link) kelleygreene.substack.com/p/m…